ARE YOU A DICKHEAD? CLICK ON THE MATCHES TO TAKE THE TEST YOURSELF
In April 2026, Strategies asked thousands of Australians about their antisocial attitudes and behaviours
Every respondent was given a score that measured how antisocial they were. Points were added for antisocial acts they had done recently (like double parking or lying to friends), and subtracted for pro-social acts (like giving blood or helping an elderly person across the road).
The best Australians ended up with negative scores. The worst among us amassed obscenely high dickhead scores. We calculated the median score for the Australian population. If your score is above that, sorry. You’re a dickhead.
We can also compare various demographic groups, and behavioural attributes, to see if certain types of people are more likely to be antisocial.
Below are some of the more interesting results
5% OF AUSTRALIANS ARE SAINTS. 10% OF AUSTRALIANS ARE TOTAL DICKHEADS
On the left are negative scores for people who only do pro-social things. In the middle antisocial behaviour in creases gradually, but the steep increase in scores on the right is the 10% of Australians who are absolute Dickheads, who do lots of anti-social things, and very few pro-social things.